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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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