How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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