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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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