- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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