- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My cat just died.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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