Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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