Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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hola said the chinese man

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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