Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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