What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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woman's rights

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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