A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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