- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Rylan Clark

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

haha black people :D

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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