what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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