- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Sarah Palin.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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