- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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