- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

i saw amango it splootered

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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