- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A gay man watches football.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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