A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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