why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Anti Joke

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