Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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