- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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