A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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