- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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