Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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