- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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