what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Jovan

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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