- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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