- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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