a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

whats brown and sticky a stick

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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