What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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