- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

I like poop in my butt

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What does water taste like? Water

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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