- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

read this sentence again.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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