- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How High is a Chinese man

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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