- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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