- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

poopy is poopy

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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