- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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