What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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