Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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