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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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