- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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