Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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