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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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