Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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