Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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you see theres this guy.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Anti Joke

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