- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

NEVER

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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