- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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