- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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