- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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