- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

12 niqqa 12.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Tim likes girls

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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