How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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A storm be brewin!

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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