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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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