What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

hey justin

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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