what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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