- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

God is real.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Chuck Norris.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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