- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

make me a sandwich! what kind?

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

the WNBA.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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