- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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