Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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