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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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