- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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