- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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