- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

homosexual rights to marriage

diarrhea.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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