What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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