- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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