Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Eric is gay Ha

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

you give like i give lomain

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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