- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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