Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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