An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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