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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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