- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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