- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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