- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Urban ghettos

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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