Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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