- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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