- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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