Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Yo Momma So Fat!

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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