"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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