- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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