What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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