What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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