- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What is funnier than 24 69

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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