How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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were you expecting a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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