- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??