- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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