Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Good job, son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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