What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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