- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Ain't idn't a word.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

u know whats a crime? rape

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