- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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