- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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