What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Who wants water? I do.

anti jokes are really funny

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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