- Anti Joke

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van