- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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