- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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