What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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