roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A gay man watches football.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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