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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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