- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

* anti-punchline

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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