- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Two baby seals walk into a club.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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