Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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all these jokes are horrible now

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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