- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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