- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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