- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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