- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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