Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

No your aunties a joke

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Camerons hair is Curly..

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