Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Lololol

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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