- Anti Joke

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What's stupid a light bulb.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.