- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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