- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

The New York Giants

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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