- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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