- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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