Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

womens rights

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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