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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Women outside of the kitchen.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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