- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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