What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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