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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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