Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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