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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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