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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A cat playing laser tag.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Gustavo Andrade

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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