I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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