Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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