There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Poop...

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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