What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

The Blonde walked into a wall.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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