Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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