- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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