- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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