- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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