Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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