- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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