How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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