cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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