- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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