- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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