- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Who wants water? I do.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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