- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Face...the other white meat!

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