Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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