- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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