What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Anti Joke

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