- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

I C U P White stuff

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

kennah campion when she talks

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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