- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

autistic kids rock

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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