- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Coldpaly is a good band

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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