- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Knock knock Fuck off!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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