- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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