What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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