What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Women's rights.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

where's mom I killed her

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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