- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A blonde dies Lololol

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??