whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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