Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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