- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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