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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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