During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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