- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Cameron is a r e t a r d

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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