A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A van drives into a car.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How old are you? 7

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

why does the man appear fat he is

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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