HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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