This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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