- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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