What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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