Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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A whole 'nother.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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dallen loves penis

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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