Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

what do you call a black chef glendon

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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