POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Potassium? K.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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