- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

think twice or at least think

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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