- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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