- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's big and purple? Barney

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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