- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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