Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

I Have a Black Friend

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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