A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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