- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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