- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

He--Hey guys

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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