What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

i like turtles

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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