- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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