- Anti Joke

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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