- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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