- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

justin beiber sucks

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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