- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A car walks into a bar.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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