women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I went to work today....

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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