XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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