What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

womens rights.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A lot eh?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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