- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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